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Books with author Lane Scieszka

  • The True Story of the Three Little Pigs

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Viking Juvenile, Oct. 1, 1989)
    This spoof on the story of "The Three Little Pigs" is told from the wolf's point of view.
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  • Math Curse

    Lane Scieszka, Jon; Smith

    Hardcover (Scholastic, Aug. 16, 2006)
    Free standard shipping - After reading this comical book, you too will fall victim to the math curse - the habit of viewing all aspects of your daily life in terms of a math problem. This story follows a girl as she begins to recognize the mathematics all around her, like if she has 30 minutes until the bus comes, but needs 10 minutes to get dressed, and another 10 to brush her teeth, will she make it to the bus on time? Guide your students through fun and functional word problems theyll want to solve with this captivating book. Hardcover, 32 pages. Grades 1-3.
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  • The Stinky Cheese Man 10th Anniversary

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Viking Juvenile, May 27, 2002)
    A revisionist storyteller provides his madcap, hilarious versions of children's favorite tales in this limited-edition, tenth anniversary collection that includes "Little Red Running Shorts," "The Princess and the Bowling Ball," "Cinderumpelstilskin," and others. A Caldecott Honor Book.
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  • Summer Reading Is Killing Me

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Viking Books for Young Readers, July 1, 1998)
    Joe, Fred, and Sam have no idea why they?ve been transported to a playground. All they know is that there?s a 250-pound chicken and it?s headed straight for them. While Joe?s racking his brains for the magic words to stop a charging chicken, he suddenly has a flash of what?s going to happen next. It?s exactly like the book he just read. Turns out Fred put their summer reading list inside The Book (the magic one, that is)?and now they?re destined to spend their summer living stories that were only meant to be read. Only one thing is clear: writing a back-to-school book report will be no sweat.Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith also collaborated on Math Curse, The Stinky Cheese Man, and The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs.Jon Scieszka lives in Brooklyn, New York.Lane Smith lives in New York City.
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  • Baloney

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Viking Juvenile, May 1, 2001)
    When he is late for szkola again, alien schoolkid Henry P. Baloney is asked to explain why by his strict teacher, with a warning that a bad excuse will put him in Permanent Lifelong Detention.
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  • The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Viking Books for Young Readers, May 1, 1992)
    Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor.
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  • Time Warp Trio Set, See You Later, Gladiator, Summer Reading Is Killing Me, Your Mother Was A Neanderthal, Knights of the Kitchen Table

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Paperback (Puffin Books, March 15, 2000)
    Five books of Time Warp Trio series
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  • The Not-So-Jolly Roger

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Library Binding (Turtleback Books, Sept. 30, 1998)
    FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Three friends, Sam, Joe, and Fred travel through time having action-packed, outlandish adventures. The snappy dialogue and classic ""boy"" humor in this series of chapter books will engage the most reluctant readers.
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  • Your Mother Was a Neanderthal

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Viking Books for Young Readers, May 24, 1993)
    Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor.
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  • Squids Will be Squids: Fresh Morals, Beastly Fables

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Paperback (Scholastic Book Services, Jan. 1, 1998)
    This book Squids will be Squids, is a collection of fables that Aesop might have told if he were alive today and sitting in the back of class daydreaming and goofing around instead of paying attention and correcting his homework like he was suppose to.
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  • Squids Will Be Squids: Fresh Morals, Beastly Fables

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Hardcover (Scholastic, Jan. 1, 2000)
    Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just-plain-annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith have found a way around that problem-they just make like Aesop and change all the people to animals or food, add a moral to each story, and call the stories fables! With tales like "Little Walrus," in which too much of the truth is a dangerous thing, the cautionary "Slug's Big Moment," wherein Slug is so caught up in herself that she doesn't see the steamroller behind her, and "Straw and Matches," which illustrates quite clearly why you should never play with matches (because they cheat), the eighteen fables in this uproarious collection are sure to delight readers both young and old.
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  • It's All Greek to Me

    Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith

    Library Binding (Perfection Learning, April 1, 2004)
    Everyoneas favorite time-travelers are changing their style! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszkaas wacky brand of humor.
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